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INTRODUCING:
THE YETI
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE BEARD...
The Yeti: The Man, The Myth, The Beard.
Unstoppable. Capable. He’s the one you call as soon as things start going awry (or just blurry). He knows his stuff, but most importantly, he has a heart of gold. To know him is to love him.
If you’ve been following our channels, we’ve been dropping hints about his introduction.
The Yeti.
That’s right, we got the exclusive inside scoop on the most reliable and stoic exterior cleaner in the business.
Interviewer: First, Yeti, we just want to thank you for taking the time with us today. We know you’re incredibly busy.
The Yeti: Glad to be here. When you ask about clarity, you’re asking about life. I care about the view. I care about people.
Interviewer: And that’s why we love you. Yeti, you’re about to meet your customers in a whole new way. Are you ready?
The Yeti: (stoic nod) I’m always ready.
Interviewer: Let’s start with an easy one: What’s your first cleaning memory?
The Yeti: A sliding glass door. A toddler with sticky fingers. I cleaned it, but the child returned within seconds. It was a cycle of futility. Mom cried.
Interviewer: That must have been awful! Is that what made you want to get into professional cleaning?
The Yeti: It planted a seed. It was from another story: The industry was so full of part timers and untrained kids... I just knew I could bring a better way, no more sloppy dressed and cigarette fueled cleaners showing up late. We could build something different, something "unbelievable". Something clients could beam with joy about. The rest is history.
Interviewer: Why is a deep exterior clean important?
The Yeti: Rain is a short-term fix. You deserve more than “streaky.” Your windows, your siding, your gutters deserve more. That’s why I go the extra mile. No spots. No clogs. No shortcuts. Just a home that shines, the way it should be.
Interviewer: I know you’re spreading the word about your core services right now. Between window cleaning, pressure washing, and gutters—what’s your favorite to tackle?
The Yeti: All of them. But a high-reach window is my first love.
Interviewer: Of course. That’s where the "Yeti" perspective comes from. What about the "grittier" side of the job?
The Yeti: Gutters. No competition. If the house can’t breathe, the house can’t be happy.
Interviewer: Here’s a juicier one. What’s the toughest cleaning job you’ve ever done?
The Yeti: No one should know the horrors I’ve seen inside a neglected downspout. It changes a man.
Interviewer: Fair enough. Let’s switch gears: What’s your favorite award show?
The Yeti: Every award show. I fall asleep after the pre-show, though. I watch for the high-rise windows in the background of the red carpet interviews.
Interviewer: What’s your favorite color?
The Yeti: Transparent.
Interviewer: What are you meal prepping on a Sunday?
The Yeti: Trail mix. High protein for the ladders. And distilled water. I won’t get too technical about mineral deposits, but I must keep the system pure.
Interviewer: Do you listen to music while you’re cleaning?
The Yeti: 10 Hours of High-Pressure Water ASMR. On YouTube. I’m still waiting on the 24-hour version.
Interviewer: What are you reading right now?
The Yeti: The Physics of Squeegee Angles: Second Edition.
Interviewer: You finally get the chance to sit down after a long day. What are you streaming?
The Yeti: Drone footage of clean roofs.
Interviewer: How do you drink your coffee?
The Yeti: Black and strong is what most might thing, but I love my coffee loaded with minerals and sweet cream.
Interviewer: What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?
The Yeti: Life is like a window. It’s better when you can see through it. Savor the clarity. Then bask in the shine.
Interviewer: Where will we see you next?
The Yeti: Wherever there is a streak to be removed, a gutter to be cleared, or a house to be washed, I’ll be there.
STOIC FACTS ABOUT HIM
On Public Opinion:
"He is never offended by being called a myth. What others believe is outside his sphere of control."
On Interior Design:
"The Yeti practices extreme minimalism. If he can't see through it, he doesn't want it blocking his light."
On Social Media:
"He has the world's best "Follow" count yet he has never looked back to see who is behind him."
On Perspective:
"He doesn't worry about the smudge on the lens of history. He's too busy making sure his own view of the summit is unobstructed."
WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS HAVE TO SAY:
“They were excellent! They contacted me before i even got off your site and had inspected and bid on the job before others had even scheduled to inspect. They did a great job and were willing to do what I needed."
— Tom P. in Missouri, KC